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12 Annoying Things People Say
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1. I AM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE.

No, you are not special. And you judge people without realizing it always to a certain extent. Please stop being a pretentious ass.

2. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I AM MAD, YOU DON’T DESERVE TO KNOW.

What the..? How does that even work? I am not professor Charles Xavier for Christ sake!

3. YOU LOOK REALLY SAD, CAN I HELP YOU IN ANYWAY? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE OK?

The only thing not ok with me is your constant pestering. I was fine before you went all Dr. Phil on my ass.

4. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.

Yes, God judged you and reached a result that you are hopeless.

 5. ONE LIKE = ONE PRAYER

This is all over Facebook, please realize no amount of likes is going to find a cure of cancer. It doesn’t work that way.

6. EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.

What in the actual world does that imply? World War 2, Ebola, AIDS- they happened for a reason I suppose. Yeah, I’ve got a bad headache but hey at least it is not diarrhoea right.

7. TRY TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

Say this to me one more time, I swear.

8. JUST BECAUSE THERE’S A GOALIE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T SCORE.

Are you a traffic sign? Because STOP.

9. RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.

Do you know how a dictionary works? Please look up the meaning.

10. I TOLD YOU SO.

Yes, I know you did. And I hope you get hit by a bus.

11. I HATE MONDAYS.

Mondays called, they don’t give a shit about what you think.

12. WHATEVER.

Yeah if you were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I would take a shower.

BONUS – TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.

I am sorry I didn’t know this was a job interview.

 

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